New Release: Sofa King Wrong by Madison Faye

My review:

All of the eyerolls. This is the most ridiculous book I’ve read in a very, very long time. Alyssa is an 18 year old pop star who’s getting death threats. Diesel is an ex-con (wrongly convicted of course) twice her age, working for his friend’s moving company, Sofa King Movers. He is hired by her manager the day he moves her into her new house to be her bodyguard for a week until her new security detail arrives. They argue continuously, until they start banging like bunnies, and they fall desperately in love. In one day.

And also in that same day, they solve the problem of who’s sending the death threats, get his old conviction overturned, and solve her career worries. Even though 75% of the text of this book is over the top sex scenes. Not even good ones – so many cliches. Allllll of the eyerolls.

What I liked: Thankfully this was a short book.

What I didn’t like: Everything. This is soooo bad. And not because it’s graphic – I read almost anything and have no problem with erotica. This isn’t that. It’s like the script of a bad Skinemax porno.

Overall: Skip this one. Don’t even bother with it.

Rating: ♥

Title: Sofa King Wrong
Author: Madison Faye
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: December 3, 2018

 

Blurb
Hard. Huge. Completely untamed.
He’s got the perfect tool to get the job done.
This off-limits brat is his duty to protect.
But forbidden fruit just tastes a whole lot sweeter
Life on the street taught me to fight to survive. Prison
taught me to endure. I spent years locked up like an animal for
protecting the ones I loved. Six damn years without the soft feel of a woman
under my rough hands.
Now I work for my buddy’s moving company, Sofa King Movers.
A job up in the Hollywood Hills seem like a piece of cake, until it turns out
I’m not there to move boxes. I’m there for her,
Alyssa Campo. Hollywood starlet, movie sensation, tabloid
drama queen. A barely legal wild-child with a reputation for being a class-A brat.
And they want me to be her fucking bodyguard.
She’s off-limits in every possible way – too tempting, too
famous, too way-too-fucking-young for me. But when the sassy-mouthed little
tease under my watch decides to flaunt my rules, she’s going to learn how firm
I can be with bad girls like her.
I know I should keep my distance, but once I’ve had a taste
of those forbidden lips and those tempting curves, there’ll be no keeping me
from her.
Alyssa’s mine to protect. And mine to claim.
She’s the forbidden fruit. But years behind bars has me hungry.
…And I’m gonna feast until the juice runs down my
chin.

 

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Author Bio
#1 bestselling contemporary romance author Madison Faye is
the dirty alter ego of the very wholesome, very normal suburban housewife
behind the stories. While she might be a wife, mom, and PTA organizer on the
outside, there’s nothing but hot, steamy, and raunchy fantasies brewing right
beneath the surface!
Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the
bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories.
Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top
scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is
the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)
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